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wikiLeaks_informer: I don't get jealous when i see my 'EX' wid someone else.. coz my grand ma always told me to give my old toys to the less Fortunate !! =)) =D 11 Dislike
Polygraph: My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance. ..It's a cool feature but I didn't think the 'LOL' was necessary. 11 Dislike
Mark: I could eat my watch, but that would be time consuming. 11 Dislike
trickz100: - Sometimes I think the world would be much better without so much technology. ~ Sent from my iPhone. 11 Dislike
Jokesta: While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart. 11 Dislike
twix: girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like urs 10 Dislike
twix: some people say that love can be found in every corner in the world , news flash-------> the world is round 10 Dislike
Abdullah: Girls take 5million pictures trying to get the best one, when guys take 1, barley glance at it, and say its fine :D ! 10 Dislike
Alex Black: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ. Oh damn! I missed U! :) 10 Dislike
Somebody: somewhere some fat ugly girls are singing... dooont stop believing 10 Dislike

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Last post by Bobbyboo on 03/09/2010 04:24:07 PM GMT

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Posted by Bobbyboo 03/09/2010 04:24 PM 9 Like
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John is bored so has just hired two private detectives to follow each other
Posted by John 03/09/2010 07:49 AM 6 Like
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Polygraph My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance. ..It's a cool feature but I didn't think the 'LOL' was necessary.
Posted by Polygraph 02/09/2010 09:56 PM 11 Like
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Polygraph I've been given two weeks to live….The wife's gone away for a fortnight.
Posted by Polygraph 02/09/2010 09:54 PM 4 Like
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Polygraph I had a dream I was eating a huge marshmellow last night. I woke up and my pillow was gone.
Posted by Polygraph 02/09/2010 09:52 PM 7 Like
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Mark I could eat my watch, but that would be time consuming.
Posted by Mark 02/09/2010 04:02 AM 11 Like
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Rick R I'd rather go to jail for spanking my kids than them go to jail because I didn't spank them.
Posted by Rick R 01/09/2010 01:28 PM 8 Like
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karl t I AM NOT FAT. I AM CALORICALLY CHALLENGED.
Posted by karl t 31/08/2010 07:49 AM 4 Like
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1996_Mein_fury Statistically, 5 out of 6 people enjoy Russian Roulette.
Posted by 1996_Mein_fury 28/08/2010 11:49 PM 6 Like
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Jules I’m currently dating a couple of anorexics. Two birds, one stone
Posted by Jules 25/08/2010 05:33 PM 3 Like
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Jules likes to play chess with bald men in the park although it’s hard to find 32 of them
Posted by Jules 25/08/2010 05:31 PM 3 Like
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@Rahul_Picha The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Posted by @Rahul_Picha 22/08/2010 02:22 PM 4 Like
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@Rahul_Picha The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
Posted by @Rahul_Picha 22/08/2010 02:22 PM 3 Like
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james....james bond :o People say that love is in every corner......gosh! maybe i'm moving in circles...~~!!
Posted by james....james bond :o 21/08/2010 05:14 PM 5 Like
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Somebody The word OK looks like a sideways person. ツ
Posted by Somebody 20/08/2010 09:48 AM 7 Like
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matty G your stupidity is no match for my maturity...you have to be much more stupid to converse with me...
Posted by matty G 20/08/2010 12:12 AM 3 Like
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K TEIAM...problem solved !
Posted by K 17/08/2010 10:50 AM 5 Like
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@Rahul_Picha Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in memory as the wish to forget it.
Posted by @Rahul_Picha 17/08/2010 10:50 AM 4 Like
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@Rahul_Picha Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
Posted by @Rahul_Picha 17/08/2010 10:49 AM 4 Like
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Darule If an indoor shooting range is burning, what does one scream to inform them?
Posted by Darule 16/08/2010 10:56 AM 2 Like
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