funny status messages

 


Last post by Bâtard on 29/06/2019 02:37:39 PM GMT
  • Rex My friend is going to a fancy dress party dressed as a rastafarian & hes asked me to do his hair.....................Im dreading it
    Posted by Rex  11/06/2019 04:21 PM  3 Like
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  • Rex I'm going to invent a new pill called Niagra that stops erections. Slogan will be: "Viagra Rises, Niagra Falls!"
    Posted by Rex  14/10/2018 02:55 PM  1 Like
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  • Rex If you superglue a dead wasp to the back of your hand you can slap your boss on the back of the head real hard & pretend you saved him
    Posted by Rex  28/08/2018 02:56 PM  4 Like
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  • Rex Why does my wife always wait till im at the opposite end of the house before asking me to mrmv vmbf vamnumjuh?
    Posted by Rex  19/08/2018 10:31 PM  6 Like
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  • sirdawko Liven up boring long haul flights by pressing the stewardess call button & then when she comes 2 your seat just say "NO I CAN'T FLY A PLANE"
    Posted by sirdawko  12/09/2017 07:50 AM  6 Like
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  • gussyg My dog's ratio of digging holes in my yard to finding buried treasure is not where I'd like it to be.
    Posted by gussyg  04/08/2017 08:13 PM  6 Like
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  • keetojb A tattoo doesn’t tell you very much about a person, but where they put the tattoo does
    Posted by keetojb  17/03/2017 04:13 PM  6 Like
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