Funny Status Messages

wikiLeaks_informer: I don't get jealous when i see my 'EX' wid someone else.. coz my grand ma always told me to give my old toys to the less Fortunate !! =)) =D 12 Dislike
Polygraph: My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance. ..It's a cool feature but I didn't think the 'LOL' was necessary. 11 Dislike
Mark: I could eat my watch, but that would be time consuming. 11 Dislike
trickz100: - Sometimes I think the world would be much better without so much technology. ~ Sent from my iPhone. 11 Dislike
Jokesta: While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart. 11 Dislike
twix: girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like urs 10 Dislike
twix: some people say that love can be found in every corner in the world , news flash-------> the world is round 10 Dislike
Abdullah: Girls take 5million pictures trying to get the best one, when guys take 1, barley glance at it, and say its fine :D ! 10 Dislike
Alex Black: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ. Oh damn! I missed U! :) 10 Dislike
iluxon4ik: There are 3 types of people: those who can count, and those who can't 10 Dislike

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Last post by Bobbyboo on 03/09/2010 04:24:07 PM GMT

1996_mein_fury Got told i mess around with computers to much and that I need to get out more ...... I'm now sat outside with my notebook facebooking....
Posted by 1996_mein_fury 29/08/2010 08:05 PM 3 Like
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@pakhil what are you looking at? i don't a have a bloody status message !! :P
Posted by @pakhil 27/08/2010 10:45 PM 6 Like
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angela d Sometimes I just want to copy someone else's status, word for word, and see if they notice.
Posted by angela d 27/08/2010 12:39 PM 3 Like
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playa khgq fhwohf f fj fejv jg jh jv pres like if u want to find out wtf i just said!!!
Posted by playa 22/08/2010 03:31 PM 9 Like
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Nicole E You know what I like to do on Facebook? Answer my own questions.
Posted by Nicole E 22/08/2010 02:55 PM 3 Like
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Nicole E is wondering what kind of loser spends Thursday night drinking and bragging about it on Facebook? Anyway, I'm totally drunk.
Posted by Nicole E 22/08/2010 02:53 PM 2 Like
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Nicole E has no sense of direction. For example, I have no idea where I am going with this status update.
Posted by Nicole E 22/08/2010 02:52 PM 6 Like
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james....james bond :o Ordinary people read books, extraordinary people are on books..i'm extraordinary coz i'm in faceBOOK.
Posted by james....james bond :o 21/08/2010 05:16 PM 4 Like
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Nicole Evans thinks that Facebook is the compost heap for my brain.
Posted by Nicole Evans 20/08/2010 04:45 PM Like
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Nicole Evans thinks that teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
Posted by Nicole Evans 20/08/2010 04:44 PM 6 Like
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Nicole Evans is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of "liking" my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I'm awesome
Posted by Nicole Evans 20/08/2010 04:43 PM 8 Like
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Grace ƁƠƝƘЄƦƧ Fisher when you log on to facebook and realise that you would rather eat shit that talk to 99% of your friends online you know you should go to bed
Posted by Grace ƁƠƝƘЄƦƧ Fisher 17/08/2010 01:36 AM 3 Like
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angela d "Thank you for calling Facebook Technical Support, how may I help?" ................. sorry folks I was just daydreaming.
Posted by angela d 16/08/2010 09:45 PM 2 Like
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karl t You know your addicted to facebook when you think that complaining or creating groups will actually bring about a change.
Posted by karl t 13/08/2010 05:29 AM 4 Like
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Alex Ruiz Im so bored right now i am twenty seconds away of googling dog bites baby or gay midget pees himself just to se what i find
Posted by Alex Ruiz 11/08/2010 04:46 AM 8 Like
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vikhyat my status ran away after it saw your face....!!!!!!
Posted by vikhyat 10/08/2010 12:26 PM 8 Like
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angela d wonders: if Facebook was a city, would you move there?
Posted by angela d 08/08/2010 05:37 PM 8 Like
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John Click "Like" to reveal my status
Posted by John 06/08/2010 10:15 PM 8 Like
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steph:) *sigh* well...i guess it's facebook again...
Posted by steph:) 06/08/2010 11:04 AM 6 Like
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angela d please click 'Like' so I can make my other virtual friends jealous
Posted by angela d 05/08/2010 01:01 AM 8 Like
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