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Last post by Camalot on 03/11/2018 09:24:12 AM GMT
  • copycat I was playing catch phrase with my family and the phrase I got was 'pearl necklace' .. And then I ruined family time...
    Posted by copycat  29/05/2018 07:31 PM  6 Like
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  • jumbojim I’m not saying I need to manscape, but when I get an erection it looks like Pinocchio has joined the Taliban.
    Posted by jumbojim  27/01/2018 01:33 PM  6 Like
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  • jonnyg I ordered an Asian hooker last night. She showed up 2 hours late. She loved me wrong time
    Posted by jonnyg  27/12/2017 03:16 PM  6 Like
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  • sirdawko My wife says shes leaving me because I exaggerate too much. So I slapped her with my 16 inch cock.
    Posted by sirdawko  12/09/2017 07:49 AM  4 Like
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  • sirdawko I left my girlfriend some notes around the house.She's already found"Will""you"&"me".I hope she hurries up finding"leave"&"the f*ck alone".
    Posted by sirdawko  31/05/2017 10:16 AM  6 Like
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  • jumbojim Reverse cowgirl. Perfect for when you're horny, but can't stand to look at each other !
    Posted by jumbojim  08/05/2017 12:02 PM  6 Like
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  • gussyg Is it weird to get naked during a massage? At what point can I ask the masseuse to put his pants back on
    Posted by gussyg  08/05/2017 12:00 PM  6 Like
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  • gussyg An arranged marriage is just another way of saying that your parents helped you get laid.
    Posted by gussyg  05/03/2017 01:35 PM  6 Like
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