Funny Status Messages

wikiLeaks_informer: I don't get jealous when i see my 'EX' wid someone else.. coz my grand ma always told me to give my old toys to the less Fortunate !! =)) =D 11 Dislike
Polygraph: My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance. ..It's a cool feature but I didn't think the 'LOL' was necessary. 11 Dislike
Mark: I could eat my watch, but that would be time consuming. 11 Dislike
trickz100: - Sometimes I think the world would be much better without so much technology. ~ Sent from my iPhone. 11 Dislike
Jokesta: While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart. 11 Dislike
twix: girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like urs 10 Dislike
twix: some people say that love can be found in every corner in the world , news flash-------> the world is round 10 Dislike
Abdullah: Girls take 5million pictures trying to get the best one, when guys take 1, barley glance at it, and say its fine :D ! 10 Dislike
Alex Black: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ. Oh damn! I missed U! :) 10 Dislike
Somebody: somewhere some fat ugly girls are singing... dooont stop believing 10 Dislike

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Last post by Bobbyboo on 03/09/2010 04:24:07 PM GMT

Loopz What pleases 9 out of 10 people ? .................................... gang rape ! :P
Posted by Loopz 26/08/2010 01:49 AM 8 Like
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Aaron i've yet to meet a woman who got pregnant from swallowing
Posted by Aaron 24/08/2010 03:24 PM 8 Like
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elma Sex is a misdemeanor . . .the more I miss it, the meaner I get!!
Posted by elma 19/08/2010 11:37 AM 6 Like
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Rick R Your dick is like a Polaroid. No one wants it anymore and no matter how much you shake it, it won't appear.
Posted by Rick R 18/08/2010 01:05 PM 7 Like
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loopz she came to me one night. Explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed ! When satisfied, she left & I was hurt!!... Fcuking mosquito !!! :p
Posted by loopz 10/08/2010 03:16 AM 8 Like
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Jonauk I'm not calling my Girlfriend a slut, but she's seen more Japs eye than a Tokyo optician.
Posted by Jonauk 09/08/2010 08:00 PM 5 Like
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Rick R Bites like a beaver, stings like a bee. I slept with your mom, now it hurts to pee.
Posted by Rick R 09/08/2010 12:44 PM 8 Like
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Nicole E U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths, divide ur legs and we can multiply!
Posted by Nicole E 06/08/2010 07:24 PM 10 Like
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Lil B without nipples boobs are pointless!!!
Posted by Lil B 06/08/2010 05:29 PM 8 Like
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Rick R Got fired on my 1st day as a male masseuse. Apparently when I was told to "finish off on her face", they didn't mean it the way I thought.
Posted by Rick R 06/08/2010 12:47 PM 4 Like
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John What does a woman say after having 50 orgasms at once? Thanks John
Posted by John 03/08/2010 06:53 AM 3 Like
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karl t If you're being naughty, go to your room, if you want to be naughtier...go to mine!!!
Posted by karl t 29/07/2010 08:13 AM 8 Like
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loopz from the moment i saw u, i wanted 2b inside u, The way u smell, The way ur tongue feels, The way u tighten n loosen.....mmmm new shoes
Posted by loopz 25/07/2010 06:43 PM 8 Like
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Vicky Always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.
Posted by Vicky 24/07/2010 05:12 PM 5 Like
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Vicky Nail on board is not as good as screw on bench
Posted by Vicky 24/07/2010 05:12 PM 3 Like
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Jona It's official Lucas Leiva is the worst Brazilian since Stevie Wonder shaved his wifes fanny!
Posted by Jona 22/07/2010 01:59 PM 1 Like
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angela d how many fireflies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but I don't know how they got in there!
Posted by angela d 22/07/2010 01:35 AM 5 Like
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angela d hhoooowwww ddooo yyooouu ttuuuurrrnnn tthhisss vvviiibbrraattorrr oooooffffff???????
Posted by angela d 21/07/2010 02:35 AM 8 Like
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Jokesta no wonder guys get their best ideas in bed, cause they are plugged into a genius
Posted by Jokesta 16/07/2010 04:37 AM 5 Like
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Somebody I used to be fucking stupid.... and then i broke up with him
Posted by Somebody 16/07/2010 04:35 AM 6 Like
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