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Brasstoff
I heard that if I stood on Mars I would weigh 20% less. I now know this to be false! Does anyone want to buy 48 flattened chocolate bars?
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Kwesta
For the conceited people: if i ever decide to commit suicide, all i would do is jump from YOUR EGO TO YOUR IQ-LEVEL :D
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@TsirAhXuan
DURING THE SUMMER: Everyday I'm shufflin' DURING THE WINTER: Everyday I'm shovelin'
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unknown
i am a lion hear me ROAR.....meow.
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sirdawko
last night I saw a guy in a Man Utd shirt drowning in a frozen canal so I saved him...as the screensaver on my phone.
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@bigwmo77
Isnt it funny how you can be thinking about someone and they suddenly appear infront of you, My dad just caught me w*nking
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@romeofthesouth
commented on your photo
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Somebody
That awkward moment when God asks Beyonce 'who run the world'...
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achduliebescheisse
Living the dream, one nightmare at a time.
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@romeofthesouth
is back from A&E, broken leg and bruised ribs. Will be seeing a solicitor on Monday... Red Bull does NOT give you wings! Lying b*stards!!
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@rick0276
Do cats in Mexico meow in Spanish?
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24/07/2018 02:53 PM
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Rex
The recent earthquake in mexico registered as 7.1 on the Richter scale anything above 8 should be measured on a rectum scale
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20/09/2017 10:03 AM
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Rex
Guilty! I hold my hands up to instigating mexican waves..
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26/02/2017 01:54 PM
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sirdawko
Inauguration Day and the Chinese year of the Cock. Coincidence?
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sirdawko
20/01/2017 10:53 AM
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keetojb
What this country needs is more unemployed politicians...
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keetojb
11/01/2017 09:45 PM
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Thiki
i don't get it why Japanese and Korean don't get along, I mean they are all Chinese right?
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Thiki
15/11/2015 07:54 AM
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@paulhale
Just booked a one way flight to Syria. I'm not joining IS. I'm going to walk back and get a free house
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17/10/2015 08:47 AM
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blameddevotee
In the Middle East did you know that snap, crackle and pop are actually called Snap, crackle and boom
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23/09/2015 07:43 AM
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sirdawko
I just deleted all the German names off my phone....... It's Hans free'
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25/08/2015 06:38 PM
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sirdawko
The Sat-Nav in my truck has been f*cked since I came back from Calais.Keeps saying "Help me please,I'm stuck!",in a thick African accent.
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26/06/2015 03:41 PM
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sirdawko
Experts in egypt have discovered a mummy covered in nuts and chocolate, they believe its pharaoh Roche!!!
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sirdawko
14/04/2015 02:28 PM
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thiki
Meanwhile everyone in North Korea is like "what is a movie"
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thiki
20/12/2014 06:55 PM
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TisMe
So, Kim Kardashian's arse is huge and has a lot of oil. I wonder if the US will invade it. Oh wait, my bad - half of the US already have.
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26/11/2014 08:17 AM
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sirdawko
David Cameron has announced he is going to make it harder for people to claim benefits. From next week all forms will be in english only!
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sirdawko
17/10/2014 07:25 PM
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sirdawko
Registration plate available within 21days E8 OLA......please contact Sarah Leone
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sirdawko
14/10/2014 06:15 PM
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sirdawko
So Ebola has made it to Europe, if it gets any closer I'm getting as far away as possible, like, I dunno, Africa or somewhere!
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08/10/2014 03:34 PM
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TheLoveDoctor
Everything I know about U.S. history and geography I learned by reading the sides of U-Haul moving trucks.
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02/10/2014 02:29 AM
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sirdawko
The England team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jose, age 6.
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sirdawko
14/06/2014 02:24 PM
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Gabe
Just wondering, do they sell Alphabet Soup in China?
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19/04/2014 03:34 PM
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PARRIS
Wow tell your kid that people from Oregon speak Oregano and all of a sudden "dad is the reason he's failing Social Studies.
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14/04/2014 11:52 PM
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