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wikiLeaks_informer: I don't get jealous when i see my 'EX' wid someone else.. coz my grand ma always told me to give my old toys to the less Fortunate !! =)) =D 12 Dislike
Polygraph: My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance. ..It's a cool feature but I didn't think the 'LOL' was necessary. 11 Dislike
Mark: I could eat my watch, but that would be time consuming. 11 Dislike
trickz100: - Sometimes I think the world would be much better without so much technology. ~ Sent from my iPhone. 11 Dislike
Jokesta: While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart. 11 Dislike
twix: girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like urs 10 Dislike
twix: some people say that love can be found in every corner in the world , news flash-------> the world is round 10 Dislike
Abdullah: Girls take 5million pictures trying to get the best one, when guys take 1, barley glance at it, and say its fine :D ! 10 Dislike
Alex Black: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ. Oh damn! I missed U! :) 10 Dislike
iluxon4ik: There are 3 types of people: those who can count, and those who can't 10 Dislike

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Last post by Bobbyboo on 03/09/2010 04:24:07 PM GMT

rahi20594 If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
Posted by rahi20594 14/08/2010 12:50 PM 8 Like
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karl t What do people in China call their good dinner plates
Posted by karl t 13/08/2010 03:24 AM 2 Like
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Rick R America should run on treadmills instead of Dunkin
Posted by Rick R 06/08/2010 12:44 PM 8 Like
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Rick R Wonders what Chinese people call their good dishes.
Posted by Rick R 03/08/2010 12:21 PM 7 Like
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Rick R Fake Breasts, Fake hair, Fake nails, Fake Tan: Are you sure you weren't made in China?
Posted by Rick R 20/07/2010 12:55 PM 5 Like
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Jokesta If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Posted by Jokesta 16/07/2010 05:27 AM 8 Like
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BigEdUSW The Nigerian gov't is refunding money for all that are disappointed with their team's play at the WC. A rep will contact you via email.
Posted by BigEdUSW 13/07/2010 05:06 PM 2 Like
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sammy Happy july 4th americans..Point of safety,Always light fireworks well away from flamable shorelines
Posted by sammy 05/07/2010 08:05 AM 6 Like
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Polygraph As they say in Beirut, Shiite happens
Posted by Polygraph 27/06/2010 10:43 PM 6 Like
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Polygraph Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ? ....A. German Sheperds
Posted by Polygraph 22/06/2010 12:39 PM 7 Like
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Scott Give £2 per month to feed a starving African and what do they do with it? Buy a fucking trumpet!
Posted by Scott 17/06/2010 02:36 AM 8 Like
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Rick R Two chinese people had an albino baby last week. Turns out 2 Wongs do make a white.
Posted by Rick R 14/06/2010 12:48 PM Like
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jetiee First the colonies, now that goal. Is there anything that won't slip through your fingers, England?
Posted by jetiee 12/06/2010 10:19 PM 8 Like
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Amy When greece wins the "Europe Vision Songcontest" they'll have to yield the prize to the tax office lmao :D
Posted by Amy 29/05/2010 08:02 PM 3 Like
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Polygraph My son is being forced to smoke by our French exchange student....Pierre Pressure
Posted by Polygraph 29/05/2010 09:48 AM 5 Like
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Amy I spend my holidays on balconia :D
Posted by Amy 28/05/2010 03:46 PM 1 Like
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R Fairy is happy she does'nt live in the UK where "this is a funny status literally" and "i need a poo" are considered to be "funny status messages"
Posted by R Fairy 26/05/2010 09:49 AM 2 Like
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siva Hi friends, I am back..... Naesikkum Uravugal Pirinthu Sendralum… Nesittha Ninaivugal Endrum Nilaithirukkum… Thats Life..!
Posted by siva 24/05/2010 05:56 AM 3 Like
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Polygraph I hate it when I hear someone joke about the Holocaust. It's just so wrong. Anne Frankly, I won't stand for it.
Posted by Polygraph 06/05/2010 07:29 AM 8 Like
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@PJ_White In honor of Cinco de Mayo, I ate a little Mexican 2day at lunch...I think her name was Maria!!!
Posted by @PJ_White 05/05/2010 03:44 PM Like
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