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wikiLeaks_informer: I don't get jealous when i see my 'EX' wid someone else.. coz my grand ma always told me to give my old toys to the less Fortunate !! =)) =D 12 Dislike
Polygraph: My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance. ..It's a cool feature but I didn't think the 'LOL' was necessary. 11 Dislike
Mark: I could eat my watch, but that would be time consuming. 11 Dislike
trickz100: - Sometimes I think the world would be much better without so much technology. ~ Sent from my iPhone. 11 Dislike
Jokesta: While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart. 11 Dislike
twix: girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like urs 10 Dislike
twix: some people say that love can be found in every corner in the world , news flash-------> the world is round 10 Dislike
Abdullah: Girls take 5million pictures trying to get the best one, when guys take 1, barley glance at it, and say its fine :D ! 10 Dislike
Alex Black: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ. Oh damn! I missed U! :) 10 Dislike
iluxon4ik: There are 3 types of people: those who can count, and those who can't 10 Dislike

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Ben Dear God, why is it so hard to win the lottery? All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.
Posted by Ben 29/08/2010 03:32 PM 9 Like
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angela d had a dream last night that I was abducted by aliens ha ha ha. Woke up with a sore bum, what's that about?
Posted by angela d 27/08/2010 04:14 PM 3 Like
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rahulpopli@yahoo.com God said: "I cannot be everywhere, So I created MOTHER!" The Devil Replied: "Even I can't be everywhere, So I created 'MOTHER-IN-LAW' !!
Posted by rahulpopli@yahoo.com 23/08/2010 11:36 AM 8 Like
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Rick R I was going to ask God for a bike, but I know god doesn't work that way. So I stole one and asked God for forgiveness.
Posted by Rick R 18/08/2010 12:58 PM 6 Like
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Rick R you may not like me, but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.
Posted by Rick R 12/08/2010 01:03 PM 1 Like
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Radz82@twitter 333- I'm a half-arsed devil!
Posted by Radz82@twitter 11/08/2010 11:27 AM 3 Like
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Nicole Evans Why did God make men first and then decide to do the female human? Because everyone knows that first we experiment and than comes perfection
Posted by Nicole Evans 06/08/2010 09:35 AM 3 Like
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PerryWilson ‎"Why embrace a faith that never embraced me? With God in your life, there's no need for this rediculous obssesion with religion." Anne Rice
Posted by PerryWilson 30/07/2010 12:55 AM 8 Like
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benp God stepped out for awhile, but he should be back before the end of the world.
Posted by benp 28/07/2010 07:26 PM 3 Like
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Vicky If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.
Posted by Vicky 24/07/2010 05:11 PM 5 Like
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angela d thinks the world has gone mad, and I'm not afraid to report my findings back to the mother-ship!
Posted by angela d 22/07/2010 01:31 AM 2 Like
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angela d thinks the world has gone crazy, and I'm not afraid to report my findings back to the mother ship.
Posted by angela d 21/07/2010 03:34 AM Like
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jokesta Is thinking that a Religious war is like adults fighting over who has the strongest imagenary friend.......
Posted by jokesta 16/07/2010 05:11 AM 5 Like
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jokesta Why do we spend SO much time trying to find intelligent life on other planets? I'd be happy to find intelligent life here on Earth first....
Posted by jokesta 16/07/2010 05:10 AM 2 Like
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jokesta If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee!
Posted by jokesta 16/07/2010 05:03 AM 2 Like
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Jose finally figured out what mosquitoes are for. They're God's way of making us slap ourselves.
Posted by Jose 09/07/2010 01:49 AM 8 Like
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Jose No I wasn't born in a barn, but you know who was? Jesus
Posted by Jose 09/07/2010 01:39 AM 6 Like
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Nathan Remember God is always watching you.... dont masturbait
Posted by Nathan 08/07/2010 05:05 PM 2 Like
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RoN In the Beginning, God made the Heaven and Earth. The rest was Made in China.
Posted by RoN 08/07/2010 06:54 AM 6 Like
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Polygraph Universal truth: You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
Posted by Polygraph 27/06/2010 10:51 PM 7 Like
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