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Last post by gussyg on 11/08/2017 04:14:08 PM GMT
  • The Grumpy Git If mothers celebrate mothers day, Fathers celebrate fathers day, and lovers celebrate valentine's day, do w*nkers celebrate palm Sunday?
    Posted by The Grumpy Git  11/01/2017 02:38 AM  12 Like
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  • keetojb Apparently the maximum number of times you can keep getting back in line for Communion wafers is 4.
    Posted by keetojb  19/11/2015 07:16 PM  8 Like
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  • King N.A.S.A. found water on Mars. Good thing they didn't find oil otherwise Mars might become the first terrorist planet.
    Posted by King  03/10/2015 06:58 AM  6 Like
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  • Grumpy Git Walking down the road when a homeless man shouts at me 'WHAT DOES THE BIBLE TEACH YOU?' - that I'm going straight to hell.
    Posted by Grumpy Git  21/08/2015 02:03 PM  1 Like
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  • Somebody Failed the Religious Education exam? Ignore it and assign yourself Grade A, telling anyone who objects that it's your belief you passed.
    Posted by Somebody  19/06/2015 11:39 AM  4 Like
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  • The Grumpy Git Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water. I attemped to walk on ice... It broke. Therefore I am fat.
    Posted by The Grumpy Git  12/02/2015 04:13 PM  3 Like
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  • TisMe WTF... A flying insect just flew into my kitchen and exploded!! I think It must hsve been a Jihaddi long legs.
    Posted by TisMe  08/10/2014 12:39 AM  7 Like
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  • TisMe I'm sure that they have a bouncy castle inside the local Mosque. Everytime I go past there are always a load of shoes outside.
    Posted by TisMe  19/09/2014 07:21 AM  7 Like
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  • sirdawko My wife treats me like a God…She takes very little notice of my existence until she wants something.
    Posted by sirdawko  21/07/2014 03:18 PM  7 Like
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  • TisMe According to astronomy when you wish upon a star you're a million years too late. The star is already dead... Just like your dreams.
    Posted by TisMe  17/07/2014 11:57 AM  7 Like
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  • thiki Nice try Jehovah’s Witnesses but dressing up like cops and telling me you have a warrant is not going to get me to open my door.
    Posted by thiki  23/05/2014 06:53 PM  7 Like
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