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Last post by Rex on 20/09/2017 10:03:34 AM GMT
  • sirdawko The first time I met my wife I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.
    Posted by sirdawko  25/08/2015 06:42 PM  4 Like
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  • sirdawko So there's talks of sending dentist Walter Palmer to prison.....Ironically where someone will be telling him to open wide!
    Posted by sirdawko  01/08/2015 02:01 PM  4 Like
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  • SDonald I like to dump Skittles in the toilet and then flush it because it looks like a little NASCAR race.
    Posted by SDonald  25/02/2015 12:14 AM  7 Like
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  • Daz I'd just like to wish my wife a happy valentines. She's far more likely to see this than she is me #SwingLow
    Posted by Daz  14/02/2015 09:45 AM  5 Like
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  • TisMe The Zimbabwe cricket board have found Ebola in their team but they are not to concerned as they also found Ebatsman and Efielder.
    Posted by TisMe  19/10/2014 12:06 PM  7 Like
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  • sirdawko What do King Richard III and Manchester United have in common?.....They were both buried in Leicester
    Posted by sirdawko  21/09/2014 04:29 PM  7 Like
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  • TisMe Why did Katie Price name her kid Bunny? ...She's that thick she thinks her rampant rabbit is the father!
    Posted by TisMe  16/09/2014 06:46 PM  7 Like
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  • sirdawko Another royal baby, the lengths some people go to to bring down under-occupancy tax in their palaces', helps get extra benefits too!
    Posted by sirdawko  09/09/2014 08:48 AM  4 Like
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  • The Grumpy Git What's the difference between Man U and a triangle? A triangle has three points
    Posted by The Grumpy Git  26/08/2014 11:28 PM   Like
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  • GhostDance So Brasil is out huh? Last time Holland defended so poorly against Germany it lost its country for five whole years!
    Posted by GhostDance  09/07/2014 10:53 AM   Like
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  • thiki England might meet Spain next week in Sao Paulo........ i mean at the airport on there way home.
    Posted by thiki  21/06/2014 12:33 AM  7 Like
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  • Rex England have a new captain from next week his name is roger smith & hes the pilot for the flight home
    Posted by Rex  16/06/2014 07:31 AM  1 Like
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