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wikiLeaks_informer: I don't get jealous when i see my 'EX' wid someone else.. coz my grand ma always told me to give my old toys to the less Fortunate !! =)) =D 12 Dislike
Polygraph: My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance. ..It's a cool feature but I didn't think the 'LOL' was necessary. 11 Dislike
Mark: I could eat my watch, but that would be time consuming. 11 Dislike
trickz100: - Sometimes I think the world would be much better without so much technology. ~ Sent from my iPhone. 11 Dislike
Jokesta: While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart. 11 Dislike
twix: girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like urs 10 Dislike
twix: some people say that love can be found in every corner in the world , news flash-------> the world is round 10 Dislike
Abdullah: Girls take 5million pictures trying to get the best one, when guys take 1, barley glance at it, and say its fine :D ! 10 Dislike
Alex Black: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ. Oh damn! I missed U! :) 10 Dislike
iluxon4ik: There are 3 types of people: those who can count, and those who can't 10 Dislike

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Last post by Bobbyboo on 03/09/2010 04:24:07 PM GMT

Polygraph The trapped miners have been told to sing and play games to keep busy...Call me pedantic, but can't they just do some mining?
Posted by Polygraph 02/09/2010 09:47 PM 7 Like
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DZ Baseball is our national sport - our national passtime. Joining together as men in order to reward the act of running around in a circle.
Posted by DZ 02/09/2010 02:09 AM Like
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Del cant understand what all the fuss is about regarding Mary Bale........Top Cat lived in a bin for years!!
Posted by Del 28/08/2010 10:31 AM 6 Like
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@paulhale Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day
Posted by @paulhale 25/08/2010 05:23 PM 3 Like
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Rhea Victoria Secret just launched their latest bra. Brand name "Holland". Apparently it has a lot of support but no cup!
Posted by Rhea 13/08/2010 08:35 AM 8 Like
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Cindss What a stupid question..that's like asking if David Cameroon and Nick Clegg are gay..So obvious!
Posted by Cindss 30/07/2010 06:16 PM 8 Like
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Vicky Tonight's forecast patchy outbreaks of alcoholism with scattered profanities followed by heavy pour downs of alcohol
Posted by Vicky 24/07/2010 05:22 PM 7 Like
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angela d why do news readers always begin with 'good evening'? After 10 minutes, they've ruined it for me...
Posted by angela d 22/07/2010 02:17 AM 1 Like
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Akki Job seeker - Psychic, Good Swimmer, Multi-tasker with 8 hands.... - Octopus Paul
Posted by Akki 12/07/2010 09:45 AM 2 Like
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Jack If Paul the psychic octopus had put money on all those games he would be squids in by now!
Posted by Jack 11/07/2010 10:37 PM 2 Like
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Amy A “Lion” would never cheat on his wife but a “Tiger Wood”...
Posted by Amy 10/07/2010 07:29 PM 8 Like
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Biggus Northumbria police have put a 10k price tag on Raoul Moats. If he doesn't get caught by Thursday it goes up to 20k.Making it a Raoul over.
Posted by Biggus 08/07/2010 12:57 PM 3 Like
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Amy Football is like chess, only without the dices :D
Posted by Amy 02/07/2010 03:27 AM 2 Like
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@sidrox For sale:- One pair of world cup football boots, mint condition no scuffs, apply W.Rooney.
Posted by @sidrox 01/07/2010 07:27 AM 8 Like
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Jai Nair WEATHER WARNING . close all windows, doors and sunroofs ... there is a pile of shit on its way back from south africa ! HAHAH
Posted by Jai Nair 30/06/2010 04:05 PM 3 Like
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Polygraph My wife called me an annoying idiot the other day....I almost choked on my vuvuzela!
Posted by Polygraph 30/06/2010 03:36 PM 8 Like
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@paulhale Fabio Capello has set up a friendly against Iceland. If we beat them, we go on to play Tesco's and Sainsbury's
Posted by @paulhale 30/06/2010 09:45 AM 6 Like
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@sidrox England are changing the 3 lions on the shirt to 3 tampons. FA spokesman said, this is to represent the worst period they've ever had.
Posted by @sidrox 30/06/2010 06:52 AM 8 Like
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Polygraph Baseball is wrong. A man with 4 balls cannot walk.
Posted by Polygraph 27/06/2010 10:51 PM 7 Like
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prabhz not over the line ref? you try telling me that when john terry is doing your wife
Posted by prabhz 27/06/2010 07:05 PM 8 Like
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