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wikiLeaks_informer: I don't get jealous when i see my 'EX' wid someone else.. coz my grand ma always told me to give my old toys to the less Fortunate !! =)) =D 12 Dislike
Polygraph: My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance. ..It's a cool feature but I didn't think the 'LOL' was necessary. 11 Dislike
Mark: I could eat my watch, but that would be time consuming. 11 Dislike
trickz100: - Sometimes I think the world would be much better without so much technology. ~ Sent from my iPhone. 11 Dislike
Jokesta: While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart. 11 Dislike
twix: girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like urs 10 Dislike
twix: some people say that love can be found in every corner in the world , news flash-------> the world is round 10 Dislike
Abdullah: Girls take 5million pictures trying to get the best one, when guys take 1, barley glance at it, and say its fine :D ! 10 Dislike
Alex Black: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ. Oh damn! I missed U! :) 10 Dislike
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Last post by Bobbyboo on 03/09/2010 04:24:07 PM GMT

@paulhale has just been on a once in a lifetime holiday, I tell you what, never again
Posted by @paulhale 23/08/2010 03:16 PM 2 Like
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Bryanna coyne So what if i'm gonna be an elf for Halloween ... Its not like its a law to be something scary.. i can run around saying MARRY CHRISTMAS.
Posted by Bryanna coyne 21/08/2010 11:42 PM 8 Like
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@Coach2Coaches I don't want to brag, but I already have my Halloween decorations up... Fine, Still up, whatever.
Posted by @Coach2Coaches 20/08/2010 07:50 PM 4 Like
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andela d used to be a werewolf, but I'm alright nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Posted by andela d 16/08/2010 09:49 PM 1 Like
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PLAYA pres "like" if you wana see santa naked .............. your temted arent you?
Posted by PLAYA 09/08/2010 06:55 PM 8 Like
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playa HAPPY WOMANS DAY .................. now go make me a sandwitch
Posted by playa 09/08/2010 06:47 PM 5 Like
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playa HAPPY WOMANS DAY .................. now go make me a fucking sandwitch
Posted by playa 09/08/2010 06:39 PM 3 Like
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RON so far so good.... no unexpected father's day cards or presents!
Posted by RON 30/06/2010 08:00 AM 8 Like
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Lesley1716 Puppies aren't just for life.....they're for Christmas!!
Posted by Lesley1716 22/06/2010 09:55 AM 2 Like
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vikhyat The difference between snowman and snowwomen is snow balls.
Posted by vikhyat 01/06/2010 04:53 AM 2 Like
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Rhyan W I was so poor as a child that if I didn't wake up with a hard-on at Christmas, I had nothing to play with.
Posted by Rhyan W 08/05/2010 10:20 PM 4 Like
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@paulhale Has spent the last three days in bed but at least I'm not going to spend the next two thousand years banging on about it
Posted by @paulhale 04/04/2010 08:28 PM 7 Like
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BigEdUSW Why do we always Spring forward on the weekend? Why can't it happen on a Friday around 3 or 4 in the afternoon?
Posted by BigEdUSW 15/03/2010 08:24 PM 3 Like
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BigEdUSW Wishing everyone a Happy Holiday...and if you don't know which holiday I'm talking about....'Google' ..March 14th.
Posted by BigEdUSW 14/03/2010 01:00 PM 3 Like
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Nathan Bisaillon Has just received a call from summer, and he says he's coming soon! But his mom spring is holding him in hostage... !
Posted by Nathan Bisaillon 12/03/2010 01:49 AM 4 Like
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kingpin Available - to be someone's Valentine ;)
Posted by kingpin 13/02/2010 06:15 PM 4 Like
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Fraz I bought my wife a new bag and belt for Valentine's. That's the hoover working great now.
Posted by Fraz 13/02/2010 01:17 PM 4 Like
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Paul Hale Letterbox oiled, hallway cleared... all ready for Feb 14th
Posted by Paul Hale 11/02/2010 11:22 PM 1 Like
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jaydude whats the difference between santa and tiger woods???? A: santa stopped at three ho's
Posted by jaydude 14/01/2010 12:51 AM 3 Like
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Nayim i remember 2009 like it was yesterday
Posted by Nayim 01/01/2010 03:48 PM 6 Like
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