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Last post by jumbojim on 10/07/2017 11:42:43 PM GMT
  • gussyg In the spirit of spring cleaning and Easter, I'm keeping the dust bunnies as decorations.
    Posted by gussyg  19/04/2017 07:14 PM  10 Like
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  • gussyg Remember kids, NEVER light fireworks. Let the adults, who have been drinking all day, light them instead!
    Posted by gussyg  13/01/2017 01:36 PM  30 Like
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  • TisMe Just had a sneaky peak at one of my presents under the tree. I got a bag of rice, cheers Uncle Ben!!
    Posted by TisMe  14/12/2014 12:12 PM  7 Like
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  • TisMe Today I'm supposed to spend a fortune on fireworks when I'm not even sure about this Guy Fawkes fella. I suspect it's some kind of plot...
    Posted by TisMe  05/11/2014 08:49 PM  7 Like
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  • sirdawko I won't be getting any trick-or-treaters this Halloween.I've boarded up my windows and spray painted "paedo scum" on my front door.
    Posted by sirdawko  20/10/2014 06:42 AM  7 Like
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  • TheLoveDoctor A friend wouldn't stop bragging about her upcoming trip to Hawaii, so I emailed her a bunch of pictures of plane crashes.
    Posted by TheLoveDoctor  07/10/2014 05:37 AM  7 Like
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  • Boreland It's 361 day's until Christmas, and everywhere I look I see Christmas lights!! .. Eager or what?
    Posted by Boreland  28/12/2013 03:09 PM  2 Like
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