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Last post by jumbojim on 10/07/2017 11:42:43 PM GMT
  • jumbojim I was wondering why some couples don't go to the gym together but I guess some relationships just don't work out...
    Posted by jumbojim  10/07/2017 11:42 PM  1 Like
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  • jumbojim When my pc crashes, I go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help
    Posted by jumbojim  31/03/2017 02:32 PM  17 Like
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  • Shafique.K Interviewer: What is your weakness? Me: I'm short tempered. Interviewer: Explain. Me: What the fugg do you mean by explain, you moron !!
    Posted by Shafique.K  28/01/2017 03:16 PM  8 Like
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  • The Grumpy Git My wife and I have the cutest nicknames for each other. She's my buttercup and I'm her useless sack of sh*t.
    Posted by The Grumpy Git  22/11/2016 10:40 AM  2 Like
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  • SCOTLAND73 Have you ever seen a baby horse trying to stand for the first time? That's what I look like getting out of bed in the morning.
    Posted by SCOTLAND73  23/11/2015 12:51 AM  7 Like
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  • nobody I spend the first half of work fantasizing about all the different places I could go for lunch.
    Posted by nobody  30/09/2015 05:30 AM  1 Like
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  • The Grumpy Git How to teach kids about how the government works: take all their sweets of them and tell theme to f*ck off
    Posted by The Grumpy Git  24/07/2015 03:43 PM  2 Like
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  • brasstoff My boss must eat through his arse, cos we don't half get some sh*t out of his mouth!
    Posted by brasstoff  19/06/2015 07:42 PM  7 Like
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  • sirdawko "Throw your hands in the air like you just don't care!".......Is How I lost my job at a prosthetics factory.
    Posted by sirdawko  02/03/2015 10:21 AM  7 Like
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