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wikiLeaks_informer: I don't get jealous when i see my 'EX' wid someone else.. coz my grand ma always told me to give my old toys to the less Fortunate !! =)) =D 12 Dislike
Polygraph: My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance. ..It's a cool feature but I didn't think the 'LOL' was necessary. 11 Dislike
Mark: I could eat my watch, but that would be time consuming. 11 Dislike
trickz100: - Sometimes I think the world would be much better without so much technology. ~ Sent from my iPhone. 11 Dislike
Jokesta: While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart. 11 Dislike
twix: girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like urs 10 Dislike
Abdullah: Girls take 5million pictures trying to get the best one, when guys take 1, barley glance at it, and say its fine :D ! 10 Dislike
Alex Black: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ. Oh damn! I missed U! :) 10 Dislike
iluxon4ik: There are 3 types of people: those who can count, and those who can't 10 Dislike
Nicole E: U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths, divide ur legs and we can multiply! 10 Dislike

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lilempress :) I don't know what to do when everybody is singing HAPPY BIRTHDAY to me.
Posted by lilempress :) 03/09/2010 06:16 AM 4 Like
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wikiLeaks_informer I don't get jealous when i see my 'EX' wid someone else.. coz my grand ma always told me to give my old toys to the less Fortunate !! =)) =D
Posted by wikiLeaks_informer 02/09/2010 10:34 PM 12 Like
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Pratheek .Money can't buy happiness.. but somehow its more comfortable to cry in a BMW thn on a bicycle !!!
Posted by Pratheek 02/09/2010 07:22 AM 9 Like
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BJ Smith I'm quick, rich and angry, like a republican.
Posted by BJ Smith 02/09/2010 03:58 AM 2 Like
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Barry I live in the best commune on the planet. We share everything: the cooking, cleaning, tools, and wives...
Posted by Barry 02/09/2010 02:16 AM Like
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Rx Did you know men enjoy looking at pictures of naked women? It's called pornography.
Posted by Rx 02/09/2010 01:57 AM 4 Like
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MD awww... u r to sweet ( i cant stand you . am diabetic )
Posted by MD 01/09/2010 12:18 AM 2 Like
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twix girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like urs
Posted by twix 31/08/2010 11:18 PM 10 Like
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Ben Life isn’t about money, or your job. It’s about having good friends, a nice car, and nailing as many women as possible.
Posted by Ben 31/08/2010 12:30 AM 7 Like
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Abdullah Girls take 5million pictures trying to get the best one, when guys take 1, barley glance at it, and say its fine :D !
Posted by Abdullah 29/08/2010 03:53 PM 10 Like
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juzzi bi hate your job? theres a support group. Its called " Every1 meets at a bar"
Posted by juzzi bi 29/08/2010 04:52 AM Like
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vikhyat A simple friend thinks the friendship over wen u have an argument.A real frnd knows that it's not a frndship until after you've had a fight.
Posted by vikhyat 29/08/2010 04:42 AM 1 Like
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karl t I support gay marraige....as long as both chicks look hot..
Posted by karl t 28/08/2010 09:23 PM 1 Like
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Aaron I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman......... but i sure woke up with a few
Posted by Aaron 28/08/2010 01:55 AM 9 Like
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PaCkErPeNnY98 famuas peaople walk on the red carpet cus they are cool but me and my friend swalk on toiliet paper cus we are cool
Posted by PaCkErPeNnY98 27/08/2010 11:49 PM 1 Like
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angela d my husband spoils everything, except me!!!
Posted by angela d 27/08/2010 04:17 PM 2 Like
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Ben Better hurry... before I die.
Posted by Ben 27/08/2010 01:33 PM Like
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ChrisM Dear long weekend: you are cordially invited to show up early for beer, good food, fun with friends and sleeping late. Please RSVP!
Posted by ChrisM 27/08/2010 08:33 AM 4 Like
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rax Where I lay my head is home. See that rock? That's my pillow.
Posted by rax 27/08/2010 04:22 AM 4 Like
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coder.chauhan It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place...
Posted by coder.chauhan 26/08/2010 07:14 PM 5 Like
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