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wikiLeaks_informer: I don't get jealous when i see my 'EX' wid someone else.. coz my grand ma always told me to give my old toys to the less Fortunate !! =)) =D 11 Dislike
Polygraph: My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance. ..It's a cool feature but I didn't think the 'LOL' was necessary. 11 Dislike
Mark: I could eat my watch, but that would be time consuming. 11 Dislike
trickz100: - Sometimes I think the world would be much better without so much technology. ~ Sent from my iPhone. 11 Dislike
Jokesta: While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart. 11 Dislike
twix: girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like urs 10 Dislike
twix: some people say that love can be found in every corner in the world , news flash-------> the world is round 10 Dislike
Abdullah: Girls take 5million pictures trying to get the best one, when guys take 1, barley glance at it, and say its fine :D ! 10 Dislike
Alex Black: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ. Oh damn! I missed U! :) 10 Dislike
Somebody: somewhere some fat ugly girls are singing... dooont stop believing 10 Dislike

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playa Who would win the race between Ironman and Superman to the moon? chuck norris
Posted by playa 01/09/2010 06:24 PM 2 Like
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playa on chuck noris' birthday he selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun!
Posted by playa 01/09/2010 06:23 PM 1 Like
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angela d I wish I was male, that way, when my Mom calls me a Son of a Bitch, I can point at her and laugh like Nelson from The Simpsons!
Posted by angela d 30/08/2010 08:34 AM 6 Like
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karl t What not to say to a cop if your pulled over: Aren't you the guy-from the Village People band?
Posted by karl t 30/08/2010 02:15 AM 2 Like
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Somebody Is a new member of the lower case a team.
Posted by Somebody 29/08/2010 08:26 AM 1 Like
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PaCkErPeNnY98 "calvin kelin, thats your name, aint it? it's written all over your underwear.." -back to the future.
Posted by PaCkErPeNnY98 27/08/2010 11:48 PM 2 Like
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wikiLeaks_informer whats the best kept secret till date.........iraq has....nooo!! Sarah Jessica Parker is a woman :O !!!
Posted by wikiLeaks_informer 27/08/2010 09:16 PM 1 Like
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Somebody somewhere some fat ugly girls are singing... dooont stop believing
Posted by Somebody 25/08/2010 08:06 PM 10 Like
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Rick R Has always wondered why The Muppets had large protruding eyes. Then I realized that if I had a hand up my ass, My eyes would protrude too.
Posted by Rick R 25/08/2010 12:44 PM 8 Like
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SAM SIMPSON What do ya call a bird with two cu*ts.................................N DUBZ
Posted by SAM SIMPSON 23/08/2010 04:18 PM 5 Like
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Rick R Why is Darth Vader called "Darth Vader"? Because "Master Vader" just sounds wrong.
Posted by Rick R 23/08/2010 12:29 PM 8 Like
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playa chuck norris dousent need lights becuz even the dark is afraid of him!!!
Posted by playa 22/08/2010 03:25 PM 3 Like
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Roger If the theme of Star Trek is "To Go Where No One Has Gone Before", how do they know where they're going?
Posted by Roger 20/08/2010 03:31 AM Like
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matty G Every time I hear Guns N' Roses and ACDC I want to punch a toddler...
Posted by matty G 20/08/2010 12:11 AM 2 Like
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Rick R Wonders what MacGyver would do with lifes lemons.
Posted by Rick R 19/08/2010 01:20 PM 4 Like
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thedreeve how are lady gaga and wolverine similar? there both Ex-men
Posted by thedreeve 17/08/2010 11:23 AM 8 Like
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K "your love is my drug"...im pretty sure that isn't the only drug kesha is taking!
Posted by K 17/08/2010 10:55 AM 7 Like
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Alex Ruiz i just realized that every time i go to a bank my mind replay´s the soundtrack from the opening sequence of the Dark Knight.
Posted by Alex Ruiz 12/08/2010 01:15 AM 3 Like
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playa have you ever just wanted to kick someone and scream "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"
Posted by playa 11/08/2010 05:39 PM 8 Like
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@paulhale When Chuck Norris holds the iPhone 4 the signal increases
Posted by @paulhale 09/08/2010 09:39 AM 8 Like
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