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Last post by Rex on 28/08/2018 02:56:09 PM GMT
  • Rex I used to be addicted to the hokey kokey but i turned myself around & that's what it's all about.
    Posted by Rex  23/07/2018 11:17 PM   Like
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  • Rex I used to be addicted to the hokey kokey but i turned myself around & thats what its all about.
    Posted by Rex  22/07/2018 01:45 PM   Like
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  • copykat If I like you, I’ll let you hold the TV remote when we watch TV. If I love you, I won’t take the batteries out of it beforehand
    Posted by copykat  22/05/2018 07:26 PM  6 Like
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  • The Grumpy Git I heard that George Michael's real cause of death was choking on a chocolate. A careless Wispa.
    Posted by The Grumpy Git  03/01/2017 10:29 PM  3 Like
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  • sirdawko The girlfriend said she wanted to go to see 'Jeremy Kyle Live' for her birthday.So I got her sister pregnant.We’re on next Wednesday..!
    Posted by sirdawko  29/12/2016 11:24 AM  3 Like
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  • sirdawko Do you think Chewbacca has a human dick or one of those red rocket things a dog has? George Lucas won't answer my calls.
    Posted by sirdawko  06/12/2016 09:59 AM  6 Like
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  • Griffo When I take Viagra at my age it doesn't make me James Bond, however it does make me Roger Moore
    Posted by Griffo  17/11/2015 08:53 AM  6 Like
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  • Isis I feel so bad for Lamar Odom. Imagine being in a coma and when you wake up the first thing you see is a Kardashian
    Posted by Isis  20/10/2015 09:49 PM  2 Like
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  • Thiki messageicon Playboy doesn't show nudes. MTV doesn't play music videos. The Learning Channel makes you dumber. What happened to the world
    Posted by Thiki  19/10/2015 10:25 AM  5 Like
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