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wikiLeaks_informer: I don't get jealous when i see my 'EX' wid someone else.. coz my grand ma always told me to give my old toys to the less Fortunate !! =)) =D 12 Dislike
Polygraph: My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance. ..It's a cool feature but I didn't think the 'LOL' was necessary. 11 Dislike
Mark: I could eat my watch, but that would be time consuming. 11 Dislike
trickz100: - Sometimes I think the world would be much better without so much technology. ~ Sent from my iPhone. 11 Dislike
Jokesta: While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart. 11 Dislike
twix: girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like urs 10 Dislike
twix: some people say that love can be found in every corner in the world , news flash-------> the world is round 10 Dislike
Abdullah: Girls take 5million pictures trying to get the best one, when guys take 1, barley glance at it, and say its fine :D ! 10 Dislike
Alex Black: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ. Oh damn! I missed U! :) 10 Dislike
iluxon4ik: There are 3 types of people: those who can count, and those who can't 10 Dislike

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Last post by Bobbyboo on 03/09/2010 04:24:07 PM GMT

Somebody ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
Posted by Somebody 02/09/2010 11:50 PM 6 Like
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Rx Are you a woman? Three of the five letters that make up your description are M. A. N.
Posted by Rx 02/09/2010 02:02 AM 2 Like
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1996_mein_fury Is Just sat in the fridge, chilling.
Posted by 1996_mein_fury 01/09/2010 10:03 PM 3 Like
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playa I'm right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 3% ?
Posted by playa 01/09/2010 06:15 PM 1 Like
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Alex Ruiz Hypocrite: the man who murdered both his parents... pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan.
Posted by Alex Ruiz 01/09/2010 04:46 PM 2 Like
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Rick R Mayan calendar, the world ends on 12/21/12. But the calendar on my Droid goes way past that. In a world that doesn't, Droid does
Posted by Rick R 31/08/2010 12:49 PM 1 Like
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twix by the time u read this u have already read it and so by that u have wasted 30 sec of ur life ... enjoy =D
Posted by twix 29/08/2010 04:34 PM 7 Like
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nicky I just opened my wheelie bin and a wasp flew out. What kind of sick f***er would throw a wasp in the bin????????????
Posted by nicky 28/08/2010 11:48 PM 9 Like
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bablu got a hair cut does it really have to bother u
Posted by bablu 27/08/2010 02:26 PM Like
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Rajveer@therajveer Remember the time I told you that you were cool? I lied.
Posted by Rajveer@therajveer 27/08/2010 11:14 AM 8 Like
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Rajveer@therajveer Never fight with an ugly person. They have nothing to loose.
Posted by Rajveer@therajveer 27/08/2010 11:14 AM 8 Like
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Rajveer@therajveer I have no idea what I am doing right now, but I bet its better than talking to you!
Posted by Rajveer@therajveer 27/08/2010 11:13 AM 8 Like
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@IrisEmber76 is wondering why "She sells sea shells on the sea shore" when you can just go to the beach and get them for free?
Posted by @IrisEmber76 22/08/2010 10:50 AM 8 Like
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Abdullah Dnt break anyone's heart , thy have only one of it .... Break their bones ... They have 206 of them ! :P
Posted by Abdullah 21/08/2010 06:56 PM 8 Like
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angela d oh I'm sorry! i didn't realise you were giving me a dirty look...i just thought you were ugly like that all the time!!
Posted by angela d 21/08/2010 03:54 PM 8 Like
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toleeno what has two ears and cant hear? -----------------.> GRANDPA
Posted by toleeno 21/08/2010 01:27 PM 8 Like
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Nicole Evans thinks my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wi-Fi internet connec
Posted by Nicole Evans 20/08/2010 04:45 PM 9 Like
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karl t Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Posted by karl t 20/08/2010 01:58 AM 1 Like
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angela d look - the chicken crossed the road because you don't have a joke until it did...
Posted by angela d 19/08/2010 11:27 PM 3 Like
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angela d ... soap is not a lubricant, soap is not a lubricant, soap is not a lubricant,
Posted by angela d 19/08/2010 10:30 PM 3 Like
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