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wikiLeaks_informer: I don't get jealous when i see my 'EX' wid someone else.. coz my grand ma always told me to give my old toys to the less Fortunate !! =)) =D 12 Dislike
Polygraph: My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance. ..It's a cool feature but I didn't think the 'LOL' was necessary. 11 Dislike
Mark: I could eat my watch, but that would be time consuming. 11 Dislike
trickz100: - Sometimes I think the world would be much better without so much technology. ~ Sent from my iPhone. 11 Dislike
Jokesta: While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart. 11 Dislike
twix: girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like urs 10 Dislike
twix: some people say that love can be found in every corner in the world , news flash-------> the world is round 10 Dislike
Abdullah: Girls take 5million pictures trying to get the best one, when guys take 1, barley glance at it, and say its fine :D ! 10 Dislike
Alex Black: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ. Oh damn! I missed U! :) 10 Dislike
iluxon4ik: There are 3 types of people: those who can count, and those who can't 10 Dislike

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Last post by Bobbyboo on 03/09/2010 04:24:07 PM GMT

J*Dawg Were playing hide N' seek. Im seeking the truth and your hiding from it!!!
Posted by J*Dawg 02/09/2010 03:37 PM 2 Like
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X She had the most beautiful eyes I ever saw, it was like opening a big dirty crabby shell and finding a beautiful pearl.
Posted by X 02/09/2010 02:17 AM 1 Like
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karl t it's not how you pick your nose but where you put the booger..
Posted by karl t 01/09/2010 12:47 AM 4 Like
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vikhyat Say good about yourself and you'll be called arrogant; say bad about yourself and you'll be believed.
Posted by vikhyat 31/08/2010 11:57 AM 3 Like
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Rax What could be more gentlemanly than staring at silicone breasts while my wife is playing slot machines?
Posted by Rax 31/08/2010 12:28 AM 1 Like
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Faizan Its easy to perceive something negative about someone. What U Heard... Oh! How reliable !
Posted by Faizan 30/08/2010 09:49 PM 3 Like
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1996_mein_fury there is nothing better then a good old sniff round someones ports.....
Posted by 1996_mein_fury 29/08/2010 08:16 PM Like
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twix some people say that love can be found in every corner in the world , news flash-------> the world is round
Posted by twix 29/08/2010 04:27 PM 10 Like
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Alex Black ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ. Oh damn! I missed U! :)
Posted by Alex Black 28/08/2010 09:18 PM 10 Like
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@pakhil speed of light is 3lackKMPH..wats the speed of dark then?
Posted by @pakhil 27/08/2010 09:20 PM 1 Like
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angela d ***FOR SALE*** 1 husband, hardly used, C/W broken legs, jaws wired shut. All offers considered...
Posted by angela d 27/08/2010 04:16 PM 2 Like
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Bush Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you twice.
Posted by Bush 27/08/2010 01:41 PM 5 Like
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Ben Who's that faceless guy with the sickle? Why's he beckoning? Why is my grandfather with him?
Posted by Ben 27/08/2010 01:37 PM 3 Like
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@paulhale Just bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands. I say ‘bought’, I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid
Posted by @paulhale 25/08/2010 05:57 PM 3 Like
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QuazziMoJo is immune to you disdain.
Posted by QuazziMoJo 25/08/2010 09:51 AM Like
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Mein fury Cut here -----------------✄----------------------
Posted by Mein fury 21/08/2010 09:49 PM 4 Like
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Somebody I'm nobody, Nobody is perfect therefore i'm perfect.....~~!!
Posted by Somebody 20/08/2010 03:21 PM 3 Like
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angela d blame them ☟
Posted by angela d 19/08/2010 11:52 PM 2 Like
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angela d -----------------✄----------------------
Posted by angela d 19/08/2010 11:51 PM Like
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angela d wishes that....well if I told you then it wouldn't come true!
Posted by angela d 19/08/2010 11:39 PM 1 Like
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