Funny Status Messages

colin: is wondering if you can grow marijuana on farmville, then sell it on Mafia wars??? 23 Dislike
@sidrox: When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 per minute. 20 Dislike
Emma: has a plausible guess where her pen is, given that she just found a tampon behind her ear. 12 Dislike
@siddharthanaik: I saw a status that said, "Facebook changes colours if you press 'Ctrl W'. Damn that was funny! 11 Dislike
PP: is brought to you today by next door's router. 11 Dislike
@ladawn: Just once I'd like to see a realistic tampon commercial, an actress sobbing herself to sleep with a half-chewed Snickers in her mouth 11 Dislike
@sidrox: Divorce: When your wife stops screwing you, and her lawyer starts. 11 Dislike
alby: is letting you know your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory 11 Dislike
Hadi Hammoud: Wednesday + Thursday + Friday = WTF! 11 Dislike
@fireland: Been on hold so long I can't remember who I called. I have a credit card out & my pants off but that doesn't narrow it down much 11 Dislike

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Last post by BigEdUSW on 10/03/2010 06:27:09 PM GMT

BigEdUSW "Dislikes" others.
Posted by BigEdUSW 10/03/2010 06:27 PM 2 Like
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Dislikes thinks BigEdUSW needs to stop liking his own status so many times and pull his head out of his backside!
Posted by Dislikes 10/03/2010 10:36 AM 2 Like
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Somebody hey justin bieber u can lend my c-k if u need 1
Posted by Somebody 08/03/2010 09:28 PM 2 Like
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Jaydude ever stop to think and for get to start again?
Posted by Jaydude 08/03/2010 08:34 AM 2 Like
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Jaydude I poured spot remover on my dog, now he's gone...
Posted by Jaydude 08/03/2010 08:33 AM 2 Like
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Jaydude how does teflon stick to the pan?
Posted by Jaydude 08/03/2010 08:32 AM 1 Like
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Jaydude for sale: parachute, used once, never opened, small stain...
Posted by Jaydude 08/03/2010 08:32 AM 3 Like
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Jaydude very funny scotty, now beam me down my clothes...
Posted by Jaydude 08/03/2010 08:32 AM 3 Like
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Jaydude what is the speed of dark?
Posted by Jaydude 08/03/2010 08:31 AM 1 Like
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Jaydude Shin: a device for finding furnature in the dark.
Posted by Jaydude 08/03/2010 08:30 AM 4 Like
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Jaydude look out for #1 Dont step in #2
Posted by Jaydude 08/03/2010 08:30 AM 1 Like
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Jaydude proof read carefully to make sure you havent any words out.
Posted by Jaydude 08/03/2010 08:30 AM 1 Like
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Jaydude dont use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice
Posted by Jaydude 08/03/2010 08:29 AM 1 Like
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Jaydude Why is Abbreviation such a long word???
Posted by Jaydude 08/03/2010 08:29 AM 1 Like
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Jaydude I Dont Skinny Dip, I Chunky Dunk
Posted by Jaydude 08/03/2010 08:28 AM 2 Like
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Brendan Thomas says the pigeons talk to me, they say 'Coochy Coochy Coo!'
Posted by Brendan Thomas 07/03/2010 07:45 PM 1 Like
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Yamish So nowadays I can say "That chick is on her iPad" and not be called a pig? Thank you Apple.
Posted by Yamish 07/03/2010 06:00 AM 7 Like
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Kimberley When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand the sex pistols!
Posted by Kimberley 06/03/2010 07:18 PM 1 Like
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Kimberley After a long week of monday and tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.
Posted by Kimberley 06/03/2010 07:17 PM 3 Like
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Kimberley Life is like a corndog... I dont know why, it just is x]
Posted by Kimberley 06/03/2010 07:15 PM Like
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