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colin
is wondering if you can grow marijuana on farmville, then sell it on Mafia wars???
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@sidrox
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 per minute.
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Emma
has a plausible guess where her pen is, given that she just found a tampon behind her ear.
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@siddharthanaik
I saw a status that said, "Facebook changes colours if you press 'Ctrl W'. Damn that was funny!
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PP
is brought to you today by next door's router.
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@ladawn
Just once I'd like to see a realistic tampon commercial, an actress sobbing herself to sleep with a half-chewed Snickers in her mouth
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@sidrox
Divorce: When your wife stops screwing you, and her lawyer starts.
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alby
is letting you know your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
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Hadi Hammoud
Wednesday + Thursday + Friday = WTF!
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@fireland
Been on hold so long I can't remember who I called. I have a credit card out & my pants off but that doesn't narrow it down much
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10/03/2010 06:27 PM
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Dislikes
thinks BigEdUSW needs to stop liking his own status so many times and pull his head out of his backside!
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10/03/2010 10:36 AM
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Somebody
hey justin bieber u can lend my c-k if u need 1
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Somebody
08/03/2010 09:28 PM
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Jaydude
ever stop to think and for get to start again?
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Jaydude
08/03/2010 08:34 AM
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Jaydude
I poured spot remover on my dog, now he's gone...
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Jaydude
08/03/2010 08:33 AM
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Jaydude
how does teflon stick to the pan?
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08/03/2010 08:32 AM
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Jaydude
for sale: parachute, used once, never opened, small stain...
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Jaydude
08/03/2010 08:32 AM
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Jaydude
very funny scotty, now beam me down my clothes...
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08/03/2010 08:32 AM
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Jaydude
what is the speed of dark?
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Jaydude
08/03/2010 08:31 AM
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Jaydude
Shin: a device for finding furnature in the dark.
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Jaydude
08/03/2010 08:30 AM
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Jaydude
look out for #1 Dont step in #2
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Jaydude
08/03/2010 08:30 AM
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Jaydude
proof read carefully to make sure you havent any words out.
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Jaydude
08/03/2010 08:30 AM
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Jaydude
dont use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice
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Jaydude
08/03/2010 08:29 AM
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Jaydude
Why is Abbreviation such a long word???
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08/03/2010 08:29 AM
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Jaydude
I Dont Skinny Dip, I Chunky Dunk
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Jaydude
08/03/2010 08:28 AM
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Brendan Thomas
says the pigeons talk to me, they say 'Coochy Coochy Coo!'
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Brendan Thomas
07/03/2010 07:45 PM
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Yamish
So nowadays I can say "That chick is on her iPad" and not be called a pig? Thank you Apple.
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Yamish
07/03/2010 06:00 AM
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Kimberley
When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand the sex pistols!
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Kimberley
06/03/2010 07:18 PM
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Kimberley
After a long week of monday and tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.
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Kimberley
06/03/2010 07:17 PM
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Kimberley
Life is like a corndog... I dont know why, it just is x]
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06/03/2010 07:15 PM
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