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colin
is wondering if you can grow marijuana on farmville, then sell it on Mafia wars???
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@sidrox
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 per minute.
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Yamish
So nowadays I can say "That chick is on her iPad" and not be called a pig? Thank you Apple.
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Jaydude
for sale: parachute, used once, never opened, small stain...
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Pando
If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
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Lee B
has treated his ex-girlfriend to hair extensions and an all inclusive trip to Sea World!!!
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kingpin
First you listen to your heart, then you listen to your head and then your wife will tell you what to do
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@siddharthanaik
I saw a status that said, "Facebook changes colours if you press 'Ctrl W'. Damn that was funny!
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Yamish
is so broke that he went to the bank for a loan and they asked for their calender back.
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Ash
says- Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, Where the heck is the ceiling?"
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BigEdUSW
The sexual position 69 is now 96, due to the poor economy the price of eating out has gone up.
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16/03/2010 04:40 PM
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EDEN<33
i-i... see dead people....
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16/03/2010 09:49 AM
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BigEdUSW
If at first you don't succeed, and more important, if no one else knows, take credit for finding the critical error.
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16/03/2010 02:52 AM
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BigEdUSW
Why do we always Spring forward on the weekend? Why can't it happen on a Friday around 3 or 4 in the afternoon?
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15/03/2010 08:24 PM
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BigEdUSW
The only reason Rihanna repeats everything in her songs is so noone will notice if the record skips during a concert like Milli Vanilli.
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15/03/2010 01:05 PM
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EDEN<33
Rawrr!! means i love you in dinosaur ^^
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15/03/2010 10:21 AM
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BigEdUSW
I honestly believe if there was a group in favor of dog poop being thrown at the elderly, people would join, just to click something.
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14/03/2010 10:02 PM
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Someone
1,000,000%<----What Steven Hawking kept saying after a recent power surge!
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14/03/2010 05:51 PM
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BigEdUSW
Wishing everyone a Happy Holiday...and if you don't know which holiday I'm talking about....'Google' ..March 14th.
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14/03/2010 01:00 PM
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BigEdUSW
I openly admit to looking at your profile. Now, please stop with all the news feed spamming app invites.
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13/03/2010 11:21 PM
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Handsome Bob
My friends all said she looked like a dog, but I found her quite fetching
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13/03/2010 12:51 PM
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Jamie
When the chaos around here gets too much I sneak off to the bathroom for a little piss and quiet
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13/03/2010 10:58 AM
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Paul Moz
I got a phonecall the other day froma girl telling to go round as no one was home, so I rushed round, and no one was home
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12/03/2010 02:32 PM
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BigEdUSW
I'm all for the "going green" thing, but I just can't bring myself to buy toilet paper that says, "100% Recycled."
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12/03/2010 02:25 PM
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john 'stretch' harris:
Bought some Sainsbury sausages today,there's a picture of Jamie Oliver on the front, on the back it says "prick with fork",,,,,,i agree!!
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12/03/2010 09:18 AM
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BigEdUSW
Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, crime doesn't pay, so if you keep reading, you'll go broke.
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12/03/2010 06:35 AM
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ashwin
it just takes one dot to become "no. one" from "no one".
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ashwin
12/03/2010 05:53 AM
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Nathan Bisaillon
Has just received a call from summer, and he says he's coming soon! But his mom spring is holding him in hostage... !
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Nathan Bisaillon
12/03/2010 01:49 AM
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Gavin Morrice
has only ever slept with 2 girls... the other 24 got up and ran away afterwards!
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Gavin Morrice
11/03/2010 09:17 PM
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dom
I really wana know who its the one who spiked my drink with Viagra last nite!! NOT FUNNY!!!
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dom
11/03/2010 08:12 AM
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