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colin: is wondering if you can grow marijuana on farmville, then sell it on Mafia wars??? 11 Dislike
@sidrox: When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 per minute. 10 Dislike
Yamish: So nowadays I can say "That chick is on her iPad" and not be called a pig? Thank you Apple. 8 Dislike
Jaydude: for sale: parachute, used once, never opened, small stain... 7 Dislike
Pando: If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. 7 Dislike
Lee B: has treated his ex-girlfriend to hair extensions and an all inclusive trip to Sea World!!! 7 Dislike
kingpin: First you listen to your heart, then you listen to your head and then your wife will tell you what to do 7 Dislike
@siddharthanaik: I saw a status that said, "Facebook changes colours if you press 'Ctrl W'. Damn that was funny! 7 Dislike
Yamish: is so broke that he went to the bank for a loan and they asked for their calender back. 7 Dislike
Ash: says- Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, Where the heck is the ceiling?" 7 Dislike

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Last post by BigEdUSW on 16/03/2010 04:40:59 PM GMT

BigEdUSW The sexual position 69 is now 96, due to the poor economy the price of eating out has gone up.
Posted by BigEdUSW 16/03/2010 04:40 PM 2 Like
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EDEN<33 i-i... see dead people....
Posted by EDEN<33 16/03/2010 09:49 AM 1 Like
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BigEdUSW If at first you don't succeed, and more important, if no one else knows, take credit for finding the critical error.
Posted by BigEdUSW 16/03/2010 02:52 AM 1 Like
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BigEdUSW Why do we always Spring forward on the weekend? Why can't it happen on a Friday around 3 or 4 in the afternoon?
Posted by BigEdUSW 15/03/2010 08:24 PM 1 Like
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BigEdUSW The only reason Rihanna repeats everything in her songs is so noone will notice if the record skips during a concert like Milli Vanilli.
Posted by BigEdUSW 15/03/2010 01:05 PM 1 Like
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EDEN<33 Rawrr!! means i love you in dinosaur ^^
Posted by EDEN<33 15/03/2010 10:21 AM 3 Like
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BigEdUSW I honestly believe if there was a group in favor of dog poop being thrown at the elderly, people would join, just to click something.
Posted by BigEdUSW 14/03/2010 10:02 PM 2 Like
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Someone 1,000,000%<----What Steven Hawking kept saying after a recent power surge!
Posted by Someone 14/03/2010 05:51 PM 1 Like
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BigEdUSW Wishing everyone a Happy Holiday...and if you don't know which holiday I'm talking about....'Google' ..March 14th.
Posted by BigEdUSW 14/03/2010 01:00 PM 2 Like
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BigEdUSW I openly admit to looking at your profile. Now, please stop with all the news feed spamming app invites.
Posted by BigEdUSW 13/03/2010 11:21 PM 3 Like
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Handsome Bob My friends all said she looked like a dog, but I found her quite fetching
Posted by Handsome Bob 13/03/2010 12:51 PM 2 Like
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Jamie When the chaos around here gets too much I sneak off to the bathroom for a little piss and quiet
Posted by Jamie 13/03/2010 10:58 AM 1 Like
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Paul Moz I got a phonecall the other day froma girl telling to go round as no one was home, so I rushed round, and no one was home
Posted by Paul Moz 12/03/2010 02:32 PM 4 Like
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BigEdUSW I'm all for the "going green" thing, but I just can't bring myself to buy toilet paper that says, "100% Recycled."
Posted by BigEdUSW 12/03/2010 02:25 PM 4 Like
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john 'stretch' harris: Bought some Sainsbury sausages today,there's a picture of Jamie Oliver on the front, on the back it says "prick with fork",,,,,,i agree!!
Posted by john 'stretch' harris: 12/03/2010 09:18 AM 6 Like
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BigEdUSW Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, crime doesn't pay, so if you keep reading, you'll go broke.
Posted by BigEdUSW 12/03/2010 06:35 AM 5 Like
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ashwin it just takes one dot to become "no. one" from "no one".
Posted by ashwin 12/03/2010 05:53 AM 3 Like
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Nathan Bisaillon Has just received a call from summer, and he says he's coming soon! But his mom spring is holding him in hostage... !
Posted by Nathan Bisaillon 12/03/2010 01:49 AM 3 Like
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Gavin Morrice has only ever slept with 2 girls... the other 24 got up and ran away afterwards!
Posted by Gavin Morrice 11/03/2010 09:17 PM 1 Like
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dom I really wana know who its the one who spiked my drink with Viagra last nite!! NOT FUNNY!!!
Posted by dom 11/03/2010 08:12 AM 5 Like
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