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Slickpony
My youngest son can now reach the light switches, so don't come over to my house, unless you're really into raves or want to have a seizure
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Brasstoff
I had an e-mail this morning. 'Try this amazing fat stripper free for 7 days'....I was disappointed to find it was a weight loss program!
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Carmen Andrade e Silva
is sueing Herbal Essences. NEVER got a single orgasm from washing my hair. Lying idiots.
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Jan
: For English: Press 1, Para Espanol: Move to mexico
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Russ
: It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy
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sirdawko
Premature ejaculator seeks bubbly, blonde female with big ti...... Hang on. It dosen't matter now......!
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Slickpony
I just ran out of T.P., so I had to use leaves, HA just kidding, but my wife learned a big lesson about leaving her panties in our bathroom
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JCGJ
"Only those who care about you can hear you when you're quiet"
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Rex
I think my teenage daughter is finally understanding the value of money, i heard 1 lad on the bus tell his friend how tight she was.
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JCGJ
So, If I were to do unto others as they always do unto me...How much jail time would that be for me exactly?!
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BigDot
I was heading to the tavern and the wife says "you b*stard,you need to find Jesus"so I said "I heard he's in the tavern,i'll start there"
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BigDot
23/05/2013 02:59 AM
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Tabish
How are we suppose to have flying cars if we can't even get AM radio without static?
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22/05/2013 10:09 PM
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sirdawko
You may know Jesus walked on water, I can crawl on wine !!!...
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19/05/2013 05:00 PM
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Tabish
if 666 is considered evil, then is 25.8069 the root of all evil?
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18/05/2013 02:06 PM
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Rex
I have an allergy to dying, ive heard it could kill me.
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18/05/2013 01:01 PM
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Tabish
It's a shame that all the people who know how to run the country are all busy driving taxi's and cutting hair!
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17/05/2013 11:00 PM
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Tabish
McDonalds is growing up! They dumped Ronald and I hear they are planning to add an adult toy to their value meals.
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17/05/2013 10:53 PM
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Shafugg
I always prefer carrying a picture of my girl in my wallet.....cos it always reminds me of why there is no fuggin cash in there.
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17/05/2013 01:46 PM
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@Kym254
How long do I have to bite my lip before he notices I'm flirting? There's blood everywhere.
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17/05/2013 10:25 AM
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redt6
I'm sorry I keep looking at your chest while you're talking. It's just so beautiful. What is it, oak?
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17/05/2013 04:03 AM
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sirdawko
Premature ejaculator seeks bubbly, blonde female with big ti...... Hang on. It dosen't matter now......!
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sirdawko
16/05/2013 05:19 PM
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Rex
Just bought some prawn balls, & if the size of them are anything to go by his dick must be f*cking massive!
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Rex
16/05/2013 02:01 PM
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Slickpony
you know....I once dated an amputee....She single-handedly changed my life....
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16/05/2013 06:28 AM
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Slickpony
I just ran out of T.P., so I had to use leaves, HA just kidding, but my wife learned a big lesson about leaving her panties in our bathroom
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16/05/2013 06:26 AM
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Slickpony
you know....Porn paints a extremely unrealistic picture....of how quickly you can get a plumber over to your house....
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16/05/2013 06:23 AM
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Tabish
These animal crackers are crap, this elephant tastes exactly like that giraffe did.
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Tabish
15/05/2013 08:29 PM
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Rex
Dodge global warming & move to britain!
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15/05/2013 02:34 PM
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Somebody
"If you make a false statement causing you too lose credibility, it's not the end of the world you know." - Mayans
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15/05/2013 12:02 AM
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Tabish
the comfort I get from bringing my own pillow on the plane doesn't quite outweigh the shame of carrying my own pillow thru the airport
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Tabish
13/05/2013 11:21 PM
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Tabish
Seriously? WTF is it with all the unecessary phone names? ~~> Get the new 4G LTE touch bionic droid x2 razor Evo 3D 8950 by HTC.
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Tabish
13/05/2013 11:18 PM
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