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Last post by jimmyg on 31/01/2018 02:22:21 PM GMT
  • Rex Top advice. If you wake up & hear a fire alarm & its not yours. Get your head back down let them worry about that sh:t
    Posted by Rex  29/01/2018 01:39 AM   Like
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  • jumbojim I’m not saying I need to manscape, but when I get an erection it looks like Pinocchio has joined the Taliban.
    Posted by jumbojim  27/01/2018 01:33 PM  1 Like
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  • steffplum late at night in the market..i switch up all the color tubes in the hair dye kits
    Posted by steffplum  23/01/2018 01:57 PM  2 Like
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  • jonnyg I ordered an Asian hooker last night. She showed up 2 hours late. She loved me wrong time
    Posted by jonnyg  27/12/2017 03:16 PM  7 Like
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  • sirdawko Please be careful out on the roads over the festive period.A lot of guys have been drinking so consequently their Mrs is driving!
    Posted by sirdawko  24/12/2017 01:51 PM  5 Like
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  • stepfplum They say a dog park is a great place to pick up girls. I don't have a dog so I am walking around with a bag of poop so I won't look weird.
    Posted by stepfplum  25/11/2017 04:57 PM  7 Like
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