Funny Status Messages

Somebody: Paper Beats Rock Is Stupid. Next Time Someone Says That , Im Gonna Throw A Rock At Them While They Hold Up A Sheet Of Paper 11 Dislike
loopz: from the moment i saw u, i wanted 2b inside u, The way u smell, The way ur tongue feels, The way u tighten n loosen.....mmmm new shoes 10 Dislike
yaymonique: What did one saggy boob say to the other? If we don't pull ourselves together soon people are gonna think we're nuts! 9 Dislike
Biggus: BREAKING NEWS: BP stopped oil leak, They put a giant wedding ring around it and all of a sudden it stopped putting out 9 Dislike
Ansly Parker: Have you ever had a fly land on your computer screen? and your first reaction is to scare with the cursor 9 Dislike
vikhyat: i know KUNG-FU and 50 other dangerous words!!!!! :) 9 Dislike
InsaneTrini: thinks it time for my mom to do some grocery shopping. A mouse hung itself inside our fridge and left a note "I can't live like this"...... 9 Dislike
Yamish: I used to have a voice just like Justin Beiber, then I turned four. 9 Dislike
RonnieB: saw a website that said if I wanted to log in, I must allow cookies. So much for my diet. 9 Dislike
vikhyat: "Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place." 9 Dislike

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Last post by NATHAN on 29/07/2010 04:59:04 PM GMT

NATHAN Tramp goes to the bingo and wins a house
Posted by NATHAN 29/07/2010 04:59 PM Like
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NATHAN Facebook has a new name '' Smack you in the face with a book ''
Posted by NATHAN 29/07/2010 04:55 PM 1 Like
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Rick R Men can't win in an argument with women because men have the need to MAKE SENSE!!
Posted by Rick R 29/07/2010 04:01 PM 1 Like
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karl t If you're being naughty, go to your room, if you want to be naughtier...go to mine!!!
Posted by karl t 29/07/2010 08:13 AM 2 Like
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benp God stepped out for awhile, but he should be back before the end of the world.
Posted by benp 28/07/2010 07:26 PM Like
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@PJ_White is thinking about starting a Hip-Hop/Rock group called "The TaliBAND"...we're gonna be the BOMB and BLOW UP!!!
Posted by @PJ_White 28/07/2010 07:19 PM 5 Like
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trickz100 was going to help out at a Torrettes Support Group but they told me to piss off.
Posted by trickz100 28/07/2010 07:03 PM 1 Like
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Rick R I'm holding a camp for people with ADHD. So far, no people have signed up. I guess calling it "Concentration Camp" wasn't such a great idea.
Posted by Rick R 28/07/2010 12:23 PM 2 Like
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karl t •Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
Posted by karl t 28/07/2010 02:57 AM 4 Like
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karl t •“Some jokes are short and elegant, like a mathematical proof or a midget in a ballgown.”
Posted by karl t 28/07/2010 02:56 AM Like
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karl t wonder what the word for dots looks like in braille.
Posted by karl t 28/07/2010 02:52 AM 1 Like
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angela d thinks space exploration is a fabulous idea. If it wasn't for this, I would never have traded a double bed for a king sized one!
Posted by angela d 28/07/2010 01:17 AM 1 Like
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karl t I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.
Posted by karl t 28/07/2010 12:32 AM 2 Like
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angela d is picking her nose.... oooh, I like that one, page 64 item F0076HZ2
Posted by angela d 27/07/2010 11:10 PM Like
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angela d asked her Grandfather how to spell sleep... he said "zzzzzzzzz"
Posted by angela d 27/07/2010 10:47 PM 1 Like
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angela d thinks status messages are over-rated. Don't click 'like' if you like this!
Posted by angela d 27/07/2010 10:29 PM 7 Like
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angela d I wouldn't change a single thing about me.... except you, ofcourse...
Posted by angela d 27/07/2010 10:28 PM 3 Like
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angela d was taught all about the birds and the bees today. The bee stings the bird & dies, the bird becomes allergic and dies... I cried for hours.
Posted by angela d 27/07/2010 10:26 PM Like
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angela d It is scientifically proven that a woman can be satisfied with only 8.5 cm. - and it doesn't matter if the card is Visa or MasterCard...
Posted by angela d 27/07/2010 10:02 PM 4 Like
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angela d has just read a book on the digestive system, to be honest the end was sh*t!!
Posted by angela d 27/07/2010 10:02 PM 2 Like
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