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Paper Beats Rock Is Stupid. Next Time Someone Says That , Im Gonna Throw A Rock At Them While They Hold Up A Sheet Of Paper
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loopz
from the moment i saw u, i wanted 2b inside u, The way u smell, The way ur tongue feels, The way u tighten n loosen.....mmmm new shoes
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yaymonique
What did one saggy boob say to the other? If we don't pull ourselves together soon people are gonna think we're nuts!
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Biggus
BREAKING NEWS: BP stopped oil leak, They put a giant wedding ring around it and all of a sudden it stopped putting out
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Ansly Parker
Have you ever had a fly land on your computer screen? and your first reaction is to scare with the cursor
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vikhyat
i know KUNG-FU and 50 other dangerous words!!!!! :)
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InsaneTrini
thinks it time for my mom to do some grocery shopping. A mouse hung itself inside our fridge and left a note "I can't live like this"......
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Yamish
I used to have a voice just like Justin Beiber, then I turned four.
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RonnieB
saw a website that said if I wanted to log in, I must allow cookies. So much for my diet.
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vikhyat
"Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place."
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NATHAN
Tramp goes to the bingo and wins a house
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NATHAN
29/07/2010 04:59 PM
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NATHAN
Facebook has a new name '' Smack you in the face with a book ''
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NATHAN
29/07/2010 04:55 PM
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Rick R
Men can't win in an argument with women because men have the need to MAKE SENSE!!
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Rick R
29/07/2010 04:01 PM
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karl t
If you're being naughty, go to your room, if you want to be naughtier...go to mine!!!
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karl t
29/07/2010 08:13 AM
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benp
God stepped out for awhile, but he should be back before the end of the world.
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benp
28/07/2010 07:26 PM
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@PJ_White
is thinking about starting a Hip-Hop/Rock group called "The TaliBAND"...we're gonna be the BOMB and BLOW UP!!!
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28/07/2010 07:19 PM
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trickz100
was going to help out at a Torrettes Support Group but they told me to piss off.
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28/07/2010 07:03 PM
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Rick R
I'm holding a camp for people with ADHD. So far, no people have signed up. I guess calling it "Concentration Camp" wasn't such a great idea.
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Rick R
28/07/2010 12:23 PM
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karl t
•Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
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28/07/2010 02:57 AM
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karl t
•“Some jokes are short and elegant, like a mathematical proof or a midget in a ballgown.”
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28/07/2010 02:56 AM
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karl t
wonder what the word for dots looks like in braille.
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karl t
28/07/2010 02:52 AM
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angela d
thinks space exploration is a fabulous idea. If it wasn't for this, I would never have traded a double bed for a king sized one!
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angela d
28/07/2010 01:17 AM
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karl t
I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.
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28/07/2010 12:32 AM
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angela d
is picking her nose.... oooh, I like that one, page 64 item F0076HZ2
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angela d
27/07/2010 11:10 PM
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angela d
asked her Grandfather how to spell sleep... he said "zzzzzzzzz"
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angela d
27/07/2010 10:47 PM
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angela d
thinks status messages are over-rated. Don't click 'like' if you like this!
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angela d
27/07/2010 10:29 PM
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angela d
I wouldn't change a single thing about me.... except you, ofcourse...
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angela d
27/07/2010 10:28 PM
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angela d
was taught all about the birds and the bees today. The bee stings the bird & dies, the bird becomes allergic and dies... I cried for hours.
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angela d
27/07/2010 10:26 PM
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angela d
It is scientifically proven that a woman can be satisfied with only 8.5 cm. - and it doesn't matter if the card is Visa or MasterCard...
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angela d
27/07/2010 10:02 PM
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angela d
has just read a book on the digestive system, to be honest the end was sh*t!!
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angela d
27/07/2010 10:02 PM
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