Funny Status Messages

Marc Pele Lawless: was playing "FARMVILLE" when immigration showed up and took all my workers ! ! ! 12 Dislike
@PJ_White: Warning: DO NOT EAT THE YELLOW SNOW!!! 11 Dislike
Marc Pele Lawless: is ridicously good looking for a fat kid 11 Dislike
Sahil: says...oh god plz....dis tym pass me in dis subject..in turn tak anythin u want frm me...even my virginity...:D 10 Dislike
@sidrox: I have great faith in fools -- self confidence my friends call it. 9 Dislike
@siddharthanaik: I saw a status that said, "Facebook changes colours if you press 'Ctrl W'. Damn that was funny! 9 Dislike
@PJ_White: thinks The Jackson 5 should have been called "Michael & those other 4 dudes" 9 Dislike
james_pimp_@hotmail.com: MY MUM IS SUSAN BOYLE 9 Dislike
jaydude: if you are over weight and have trouble going up stairs, put a biscuit on each step!! 9 Dislike
jaydude: No Tolerance Policies, Why do we put up with them??? 9 Dislike

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Last post by stephen smith on 08/02/2010 10:58:29 PM GMT

stephen smith So the Katrina disaster inspired the Saints Superbowl victory? Better watch out for Haiti in the world cup then.
Posted by stephen smith 08/02/2010 10:58 PM Like
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Jaydude Your village called, Their idiot is missing.
Posted by Jaydude 08/02/2010 01:12 AM Like
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Lord Law is human, therefore he could rap like Lil' Wayne and Jerk like New Boyz
Posted by Lord Law 07/02/2010 11:37 PM Like
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@sidrox When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 per minute.
Posted by @sidrox 05/02/2010 06:58 AM 4 Like
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@sidrox I have great faith in fools -- self confidence my friends call it.
Posted by @sidrox 04/02/2010 06:18 AM 9 Like
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chantel jordyn-araya just do what makes you happy, you'll then feel like noone elses opinion matters :D
Posted by chantel jordyn-araya 03/02/2010 09:44 PM 2 Like
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chantel jordyn-araya never take life so seriously, noone gets out alive anyways :)
Posted by chantel jordyn-araya 03/02/2010 09:43 PM 2 Like
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Layan yuur Bby " The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"
Posted by Layan yuur Bby 01/02/2010 06:14 PM 5 Like
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Somebody men are from mars and women are from venus, women follow there heart and men follow there penis
Posted by Somebody 01/02/2010 06:06 PM 3 Like
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Sean likes the way your walking, if your walking my way
Posted by Sean 31/01/2010 10:44 AM 1 Like
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@brooka14 is trapped in the status box, SEND HELP!
Posted by @brooka14 29/01/2010 09:50 AM 6 Like
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brentlipke ▓\▓ ▓ ▓< ▓< ▓ ♥
Posted by brentlipke 29/01/2010 08:22 AM Like
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Guy I'm very excited. After many attempts, I finally (and successfully) completed the Double Pits to Chesty maneuver this morning.
Posted by Guy 28/01/2010 02:36 PM 1 Like
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Jaydude Thinks the itampon will be much better....
Posted by Jaydude 28/01/2010 09:54 AM 4 Like
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Amit Shindore thinks, now that the iPad is out, all Apple Stores across the world may have a Women's section :D
Posted by Amit Shindore 28/01/2010 05:25 AM 4 Like
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Amit Shindore After unveiling the iPad, Steve Jobs went home and told his wife, "Honey, I blew up the iPhone'
Posted by Amit Shindore 28/01/2010 03:56 AM 1 Like
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Jaydude There's this new thing, its called slack. When you learn how to cut me some, DO IT!!!
Posted by Jaydude 27/01/2010 02:09 AM 3 Like
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Jaydude F**K, S**T, WAN**R, NOB, TOOL, F**K HEAD! - Gordan Ramsays Job Description
Posted by Jaydude 27/01/2010 02:09 AM 3 Like
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Jaydude Its good to be different, But your just weird....
Posted by Jaydude 26/01/2010 11:30 AM 5 Like
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Jaydude Kids, Dont Buy drugs. Become a popstar and they give you them for free!!!
Posted by Jaydude 26/01/2010 11:26 AM 7 Like
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