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Last post by Windex on 01/04/2018 03:13:12 AM GMT
  • Windex I love my air fryer, but have you ever been in a relationship with a crockpot? They take forever!
    Posted by Windex  01/04/2018 03:13 AM   Like
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  • sirdawko The thing I love most about the warm weather is the short skirts and low cut tops.My friends think that it makes me look a bit gay though.
    Posted by sirdawko  29/03/2018 09:31 AM  4 Like
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  • bobbyl The only 2 things that I love and enjoy about being an adult is having sex and drinking alcohol.
    Posted by bobbyl  17/03/2018 12:48 AM  2 Like
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  • stefplum I am somewhere between being too old for Snapchat and not being quit old enough for Life alert.
    Posted by stefplum  10/03/2018 02:41 PM  5 Like
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  • keetojb they say a dog is man's best friend, but I don't even have enemies who'll look me dead in my face while taking a sh*t on my carpet
    Posted by keetojb  28/02/2018 08:50 PM  6 Like
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  • Rex Top advice. If you wake up & hear a fire alarm & its not yours. Get your head back down let them worry about that sh:t
    Posted by Rex  29/01/2018 01:39 AM  4 Like
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  • jumbojim I’m not saying I need to manscape, but when I get an erection it looks like Pinocchio has joined the Taliban.
    Posted by jumbojim  27/01/2018 01:33 PM  7 Like
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  • steffplum late at night in the market..i switch up all the color tubes in the hair dye kits
    Posted by steffplum  23/01/2018 01:57 PM  7 Like
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