funny status messages

 


Last post by Rex on 11/10/2019 08:48:56 AM GMT
  • Rex My epileptic girlfriend is miserable she wont dance to her favourite song but you give her a strobe light & theres no stopping her
    Posted by Rex  11/10/2019 08:48 AM   Like
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  • Bâtard My doctor told me that i was fat. So i said that i'll need an second opinion. He told me that i was ugly too..
    Posted by Bâtard  29/06/2019 02:37 PM  5 Like
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  • Rex My friend is going to a fancy dress party dressed as a rastafarian & hes asked me to do his hair.....................Im dreading it
    Posted by Rex  11/06/2019 04:21 PM  6 Like
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  • jumbojim The chick at this circus just swallowed a sword and I saw a guy elbow his woman like “see?...”
    Posted by jumbojim  13/03/2019 09:24 PM  6 Like
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  • keetojb i was so drunk last night the cops pulled somebody over on tv and i put my beer under the couch
    Posted by keetojb  11/03/2019 04:50 PM  6 Like
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  • Rex I'm going to invent a new pill called Niagra that stops erections. Slogan will be: "Viagra Rises, Niagra Falls!"
    Posted by Rex  14/10/2018 02:55 PM  1 Like
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  • Rex If you superglue a dead wasp to the back of your hand you can slap your boss on the back of the head real hard & pretend you saved him
    Posted by Rex  28/08/2018 02:56 PM  4 Like
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