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Paul thought about the gym, concluded it was too hot so settled on a bacon and egg sandwich
Posted by Paul  02/07/2009 09:36
Mosh Double Click To Chat With Me.
Posted by Mosh  01/07/2009 09:37
Paul hates people that take drugs... Customs for example
Posted by Paul  28/06/2009 10:20
Rob says it's ßëër õ çłøčk
Posted by Rob  28/06/2009 09:50
Tatev just made you waste 10 seconds of your life (:
Posted by Tatev  27/06/2009 04:27
Tatev Your boyfriend wants me
Posted by Tatev  27/06/2009 03:51
PsychicPerv - Proud resident of the Newyork state asylum for the mentally sound and stable! :)
Posted by PsychicPerv  25/06/2009 04:59
PsychicPerv is a mind reader. If he probed your mom any deeper,...he could cause some very serious damage.
Posted by PsychicPerv  25/06/2009 04:50
Bev I was waiting for a call last night so I put my phone under my pillow, woke up this morning - phone was gone + 50p in its place.......fookin blue toot
Posted by Bev  23/06/2009 08:57
Somebody If i wasnt awake id be sleeping right now
Posted by Somebody  23/06/2009 06:50
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