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Last post by gussyg on 13/01/2017 01:38:46 PM GMT
  • gussyg I think people who use "go fly a kite" as an insult don't really understand kites or insults.
    Posted by gussyg  13/01/2017 01:38 PM  2 Like
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  • gussyg Remember kids, NEVER light fireworks. Let the adults, who have been drinking all day, light them instead!
    Posted by gussyg  13/01/2017 01:36 PM  1 Like
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  • The Grumpy Git If mothers celebrate mothers day, Fathers celebrate fathers day, and lovers celebrate valentine's day, do w*nkers celebrate palm Sunday?
    Posted by The Grumpy Git  11/01/2017 02:38 AM  1 Like
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  • sirdawko Some people are like slinkies. They pretty simple but good fun to push down the stairs
    Posted by sirdawko  07/01/2017 05:11 PM   Like
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  • keetojb I commend any woman for going into labor outside a hospital setting. If I have to poop anywhere besides my own bathroom I go into panic mode
    Posted by keetojb  04/01/2017 12:22 AM  4 Like
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  • The Grumpy Git I heard that George Michael's real cause of death was choking on a chocolate. A careless Wispa.
    Posted by The Grumpy Git  03/01/2017 10:29 PM  1 Like
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  • sirdawko I don't want to think I'm getting old or anything,but all the noises I used to make during sex, I now make getting out of bed.
    Posted by sirdawko  02/01/2017 12:07 PM  1 Like
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  • sirdawko The girlfriend said she wanted to go to see 'Jeremy Kyle Live' for her birthday.So I got her sister pregnant.We’re on next Wednesday..!
    Posted by sirdawko  29/12/2016 11:24 AM  1 Like
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  • Shafique.K This one time...I didnt see time or date....since then I call it 'this one time'.
    Posted by Shafique.K  10/12/2016 11:47 AM  7 Like
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  • sirdawko Do you think Chewbacca has a human dick or one of those red rocket things a dog has? George Lucas won't answer my calls.
    Posted by sirdawko  06/12/2016 09:59 AM  1 Like
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